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23-07-2014
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23-07-2014

Projected horoscopes of the month

rhydonmyhardon:

AQUARIUS: you need to eat more ass
PISCES: you need to eat more ass
ARIES: you need to eat more ass
TAURUS: you need to eat more ass
GEMINI: you need to eat more ass
CANCER: you need to eat more ass
LEO: you need to eat more ass
VIRGO: you need to eat more ass
LIBRA: you need to eat more ass
SCORPIO: you need to eat more ass
SAGITTARIUS: you need to eat more ass
CAPRICORN: you need to eat more ass

(via genevievevavance)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via wtfdontreadthis)

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skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

(Source: dirkku, via manicmrbenzedrine)

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date
23-07-2014

tokingwitharafat:

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

(Source: theanunnakiconnection, via wtfdontreadthis)

allthesewordsunsaid:

I actually really like it when a girl is protective and possessive over me, when she claims me and gets jealous over me. When she’s not scared to put me in my place whenever I need to be put and tells me about the shit she doesn’t like me doing. I dig that shit

(via stairs-to-nowhere)

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23-07-2014
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23-07-2014